What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
