Why is winter considered holy?
Because of the snow angels!
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What animal floats best?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?