Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How do billboards talk?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?