Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call two birds in love?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do math teachers eat?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Where do ships always get stuck?