What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's the loudest sport?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the barber win the race?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?