What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?