What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why do people always trip on September 22?