What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which fly makes films?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?