Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What bird is always sad?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?