What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which dogs love to study science?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?