What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What type of car do planets buy?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?