Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
I used to be addicted to not showering.