Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?