Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?