What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why is a computer so smart?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?