What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?