Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?