What does winter fat turn into?
Spring rolls.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?