What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What kind of dog chases anything red?