What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?