What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What nationality are most fish?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the snake cross the road?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?