What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?