What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do cats use to beat eggs?