What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do rhinos charge?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Who invented fractions?