What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
Why do trees have so many friends?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Are baby skunks cute?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?