What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do math teachers eat?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?