Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?