What vegetables make the best music?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which fly makes films?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do two skunks argue?