What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?