What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?