Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do cats wear to work?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?