What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do math teachers love March?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the fish blush?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?