What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?