What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What cartoon character loves insects?