Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What kind of bee do teachers love?