What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?