What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?