What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What does a lion call an antelope?