What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's E.T. short for?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?