What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?