Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's a frog's favorite sport?