How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why is the beach so confident?
