How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How do you organize a space party?
If you need help building an ark...
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?