How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What birds always travel in twos?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?