What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?