Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?