What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you make a cow float?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?