Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do automobiles fly?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where was Noah born?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?