What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why was the cow afraid?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?