Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?