Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How does a penguin build its house?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?