Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What tea do footballers drink?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?