Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the cow cross the road?