What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What country has the most fish?
How does a sidewalk address a question?