What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.