What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?