What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?