Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do math teachers eat?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a silly hill?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where does a camper keep his money?