Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What day do hands always go to church?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?