What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
It's Crowded!
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?