What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
When does a horse talk?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?