Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What tree has the most bark?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?