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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
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What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What is the opposite of coffee?
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