Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What dog never pays attention in class?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?