Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which cats love to be petted?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?