Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Which subject has two parts?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a silly hill?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?