What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Bananas. They are known for their splits.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What fish sings the best?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was the broom late for school?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?