How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's a frog's favorite year?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do birds say to encourage each other?