How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?