Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the confused bee say?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which family member has tusks?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?