What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do elves learn in school?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?