What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?